fullName = new String;
var x = 0;
var currentNum = 0;
var currentChar;
var y = 0;

var ozName = new Array("Butt Munch","Beavis","Butt-head","Dickhead","Hollywood Dickhead","Stupid Kid","Local Boob","Dumb Ass","Fat Tony","Tony Pajamas","Butt Munching Freak","Pretzel Kid","Wasabi","Butterfingers","Edgeman","Rascal","Dickhead","Butt Munch","Candyman","Jim Nasium","IRAQY HEAT","Some gaylord","Beavis","Mr. Bloomers","Hippie-like person","Midgit boy","Hippie-like person","Kip","Couchie","Kid who wears wig","Safety man","Perfect kid","Shorty","Leaf roy","Football head","Pizza face","Four eyes","Some Pervert","Naturally Weird","Sander Demonte","Crazy Kid", "Joe John","Kip","Football Head","Missy Elliott","Mr. Bloomers","Kidd","Mursan","Jason","Kombat","Glennr","Davidr","Nobud","Perry","Missy Elliott","Starks","Jigger","Munday","Kemp","Disgraceful Kid","Person With Funny Wig","Danicl","Fatty","Morris","Pippen","Chani","Marty","Butthole","Motumb","Mourng","Jamie","Root","Webb","Ahrdwy","Patf","Nfunk","Stackh","Elliot","Quin","Amrich","Wasabi","Miller","Marius","Tom Good","Rodman","Japple","Turmel","Eugene","Ghill","JC","Johney","Bardo","Ewing","Minife","Carlos","Eddie","Cliffr","MXV","Nick","Mednik","Webber","Danr","Mortal","Sno","Mdoc")


function matchLtr() {

	if (currentChar == "a" || currentChar == "A") {
		currentNum = 1;
	}
	if (currentChar == "b" || currentChar == "B") {
		currentNum = 2;
	}
	if (currentChar == "c" || currentChar == "C") {
		currentNum = 3;
	}
	if (currentChar == "d" || currentChar == "D") {
		currentNum = 4;
	}
	if (currentChar == "e" || currentChar == "E") {
		currentNum = 5;
	}
	if (currentChar == "f" || currentChar == "F") {
		currentNum = 6;
	}
	if (currentChar == "g" || currentChar == "G") {
		currentNum = 7;
	}
	if (currentChar == "h" || currentChar == "H") {
		currentNum = 8;
	}
	if (currentChar == "i" || currentChar == "I") {
		currentNum = 9;
	}
	if (currentChar == "j" || currentChar == "J") {
		currentNum = 10;
	}
	if (currentChar == "k" || currentChar == "K") {
		currentNum = 11;
	}
	if (currentChar == "l" || currentChar == "L") {
		currentNum = 12;
	}
	if (currentChar == "m" || currentChar == "M") {
		currentNum = 13;
	}
	if (currentChar == "n" || currentChar == "N") {
		currentNum = 14;
	}
	if (currentChar == "o" || currentChar == "O") {
		currentNum = 15;
	}
	if (currentChar == "p" || currentChar == "P") {
		currentNum = 16;
	}
	if (currentChar == "q" || currentChar == "Q") {
		currentNum = 17;
	}
	if (currentChar == "r" || currentChar == "R") {
		currentNum = 18;
	}
	if (currentChar == "s" || currentChar == "S") {
		currentNum = 19;
	}
	if (currentChar == "t" || currentChar == "T") {
		currentNum = 20;
	}
	if (currentChar == "u" || currentChar == "U") {
		currentNum = 21;
	}
	if (currentChar == "v" || currentChar == "V") {
		currentNum = 22;
	}
	if (currentChar == "w" || currentChar == "W") {
		currentNum = 23;
	}
	if (currentChar == "x" || currentChar == "X") {
		currentNum = 24;
	}
	if (currentChar == "y" || currentChar == "Y") {
		currentNum = 25;
	}
	if (currentChar == "z" || currentChar == "Z") {
		currentNum = 26;
	}
		
	x += currentNum;
}

function selName() {
	
	x = 0;
	fullName = document.names.firstname.value + document.names.lastname.value;
	
	for (i=0; i < fullName.length; i++) {
	
		currentChar = fullName.charAt(i);
		matchLtr();
		
	}
		
	popName()
}

function popName() {

	y = x % 90;
	document.names.ozbitchname.value = ozName[y];
	start();
}  

function start() {

	document.names.firstname.focus();
}