Ten Fun Things to Do During an Exam written on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 by Huy Dang One day, when I was writing a sociology exam, I saw a piece of paper that said the following: TEN FUN THINGS TO DO DURING AN EXAM 1. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 2. Bring cheerleaders. 3. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up the exam into tiny shreds and yell "Merry Christmas!" If you are brave enough, ask for another copy of the exam. 4. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all of your things, and move to another seat to continue your exam. 5. Bring a friend to give you a back massage throughout the entire exam. 6. Try to get people in the room to do the wave. 7. When you walk into the classroom, complain about the heat. Strip. 8. Get deliveries of pizza during the exam. 9. During the exam, take apart everything around you such as chairs, desks, or anything else you can reach. 10. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks you what you are doing, reply: "The lightbulb that goes on above my head when I get a good idea is hooked up to a 'clapper.' Like duh!"