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Jeff Meville's Mysteries
written on Sunday, May 11, 2008 by Huy Dang
Jeff MevilleOver the years, Jeff Meville submitted quite a few mysteries to our website. And now, he's gone. And that's a damn shame.

However, we thought it might be fun to bring back some memory of him by coming up with a list of mysteries he submitted over the years.

So... here goes...

The first mystery he submitted to us involved the questioning of what happens to bread after it goes into a toaster. And that was a major brain-teaser to us. Click here to read.

Unfortunately, that's one of the only mysteries we ever gave a real answer to, before we told him he had a concentration problem every time he submitted a mystery. Here's a list of the remaining mysteries:

Why Everything Jeff Meville Touches Will Eventually Die

Why People On TV Look Pretty

Teachers At MRCI Are Androids

Why Fortune Cookies Are Always Right

Why Jeff Has Concentration Problems and Why 16+16 Does Not Equal 34

Why Christians Didn't Burn Jesus

How Long It Would Take For A Bloated Body To Rise To The Surface

Why Jeff Is Always Right

Is Oprah a robot?

Murder is justified if you have a good reason

The Reason Nobody Believes Jeff Meville is not Bruce Lee's son

The Reason Gun Powder Isn't Sold To Kids

People Just Won't Believe Jeff Knows Jackie Chan

Talking To Your PS2...

Why People Laugh When Jeff Claims He Can Talk To The Dead

Jeff Meville - the second of Jesus Christ?

People laugh at Jeff when he says he can talk to dead grandparents

Jeff has X-Men powers?

Why Huy's HomeTurf!!!@Home has a limit on referral credits for the Anti-Pepsi Campaign

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Some of the "success" experienced by Huy's HomeTurf!!!@Home Media Inc. is a direct result of Jeff Meville's crazy recruiting, and other stuff. We'll miss him.