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written on Saturday, April 15, 2006 by Huy Dang
I was bored so I filled one of these out...

General Information
Full Name: Huy Vu Dang
Nick names: Hank or Henry
Age: 17
Birth Date: January 22, 1989
Eye Color: Brown
Pets: None
Names of pets: I don't have any pets.
Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Hero/Heroine: Chaka Raysor (because of his funny name).
Favourite School Subject(s): Biology, history.
Favourite Music Genre(s): Almost everything except rap and that stupid country music.
Favourite Singer(s)/Band(s): I really don't know. I'll listen to almost anything.
Favourite Composers: Music actually sounds different?
Favourite Song(s): I really don't know what my favourite song is.
Favourite Pastime(s): going to work, watching Cops and America's Most Wanted, working on websites.
School: Mount Royal Collegiate Institute
Siblings: I am a spoiled bastard that has no brothers and/or sisters.

Sign: Aquarius Right-handed or Left-handed: Right.
You are a crayon. What color are you? Orange?
Have you ever almost died? Yes, but I didn't.
How do you eat an Oreo? I dip them into milk before eating them.
What makes you happy? Television makes me happy.

Next CD you'll buy? I'll probably buy some pop-like CD.

Best advice you've ever gotten? "Remember, cops only accept cash bribes."

Won any awards? I got reading awards as a kid, uh... computer education awards in grades 7, 8 and 10. Those are the only important ones I can remember.

Future goals? To blow up someone's house with the power of the Internet? Actually, I want to become a web designer.

Do you like to dance? No, it takes too much energy.

Worst sickness you ever had: Hodgkin's Lymphoma.
Favourite memory: The time I was able to replace my class 7 driver's licence with a class 5 licence.
If you could change one thing about yourself: I would be a lot nicer to everybody. Yeah, right...

How many kids? Two, a boy and girl.
Kids names: Jones Ahemflegshusman or Chaka Raysor. I don't really know... I'll let my wife come up with names or I'll consult a book.
Do you do drugs? Yes, only when prescribed by a pharmacist.
Do you drink? No, only morons drink.

What kind of shampoo? Pert Plus.
Most hated sport? All sports suck.

Most scared of: Being shot in the face.
Sleep with a stuffed animal? Nope.
Dream home: A home that's suitable for me. I don't really care, as long as it is isn't considered "too ugly" to live in.
Ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? I stole my cousin's wheelchair and took the bus with it. Does that count?

What do you dream about? I don't dream, I have no imagination. I used to dream about girls.

Who do you tell your dreams to? Is this a trick question?
Your loudest friend: Esther.
Quietest friend: Sarah.
Hair color/type/cut: Black.
Eye color: Brown.
Height: 6' 1"
Have contacts or glasses? Nope, I'm not blind.
Piercing: Nope.
Tattoo: Nope.
Wear rings?: Nope.
Shoes? I will wear anything that won't hurt my feet.

Certain fashion trend? I will wear whatever I feel like wearing...
How many licks to the center? What the hell kind of a question is this?

What came first, chicken or the egg? Chicken?

Do you believe in love? Damn right.

Where are you going to get married? Vegas?

Where to go on honeymoon? England or some other foreign country that IS NOT France.

First thing you notice about the opposite sex... The girl's inner-beauty, such as personality.

Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yes.

Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? My wife, if I ever get married.

Do you think you are attractive? Yes.

Lights on or off? Lights on when awake, lights off when sleeping.

Snow, sun, or rain? Sun.

Mickey D's or Burger King? McDonald's.
Scary or happy movies? Happy movies rules.
Backstreet Boys or *NSYNC? I don't mind the Backstreet Boys, but I don't exactly like them either.
On the phone or in person: I'm more of a phone person.
Paper or plastic?: Paper.
Pepperoni or sausage?: Sausage.
Summer or winter: Summer, that way, I don't have to shovel the snow.

Hugs or kisses: I like both, but hugs are more comforting.
Chocolate or white milk: Chocolate.
Root beer or Dr. Pepper: Root beer, as long as it isn't from PepsiCo.
Glass half full or half empty? Empty.
CD or tape: CD.
DVD or VHS: DVD.
Cats or dogs: Animals stink.
Mud or Jell-O wrestling?: Neither.
Skiing or snowboarding? Too hard to perform.

Cake or pie? Cake.
Silver or Gold: Whichever one is worth more.
Diamond or pearl: Whichever costs more, so I can sell it and take the money. Money rules.

Favourite Things
Colour: Blue.
Food: Canadian food.
Fast Food: Quizno's.
Beverage: Pop.
Ice cream: Orange sherbet.
Sport: I hate sports.
Animal: Animals suck.
Type of music? Pop, I guess.
Favourite radion station: I hate radio stations.

Number: 9999
Movie: The Stupids.
Store: The Real Canadian Superstore.
Smell: Gasoline.
Teacher: Mr. Kenney
Board Game: Monopoly.
Saying: "EXPLOSION!!!"

Have You Ever...
Made yourself throw up? Yes, damn it.
Been in love? Yes, I am in love right now...
Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Yes.
Smoked? No.
Ever gotten dumped? Yes.
Broken the law? Yes, numerous traffic violations. I was almost convicted for one of them.
Ran from the cops? Yes, and they were too lazy to catch me.
Stolen something? Yes, a pack of gum when I was five years old when Wal-Mart first came to Canada.
Met someone online? Yes, but I never met the weird people in person.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Yes.

On A Final Note
What first comes to mind: TV.
What time is it now? 11:34 PM
Other comments: This is starting to piss me off.
The shoes you wore today: My brown sneakers.

Your Weakness: Getting off my ass to work.
Your perfect pizza: A pizza known as Hawaiian.
Your most overused phrase/expression: "Thank you for your concerns."
Your best physical feature: My huge ass. Wait, this is supposed to be serious... my wig.

Your bedtime: Usually 3:00 AM
Pepsi or Coke: Coca-Cola
Single or group date: Single
Adidas or Nike: Both brands suck

Lipton Iced Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Cuss: "God dang it."
Sing well: Nope, singing sucks.
Take a shower everyday: Yes.
Want to go to college: Yes, I want a "high moolah" paying job.
Like high school: It's fun, sometimes.
Believe in yourself: Nope.
Get motion sickness: Nope.
Think youre a health freak: No.
Get along with your parents: I always get along with my dad, not as much with my mom though.
Like thunderstorms: Yes, but not when I'm sleeping.
Play an instrument: No, I'm not a nerd.
Had Sex: No.
Gone to the mall: Yes.
Gone skating: Yes.
Made homemade cookies: No, but I bought cookie dough at the store. Does that count?
Gone skinny dipping: No.
Dyed your hair: No.
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Nope.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Nope.
Been caught "doing something": Yes.
Gotten beat up: Yes, numerous times.
Age you hope to be married: Before I'm 30.
How do you want to die: During my sleep.
What do you want to do when you grow up: BLOW UP THE PRESIDENT'S HOUSE with the power of the Internet.

Intelligence important? Sometimes.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes.