Huy Dang's master plan to punch a male in the ovaries
written on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 by Huy Dang
Hello, ever wonder how it was possible to punch a male person in the ovaries?
Well, it's not possible...
Men don't have ovaries. So, that's why you should use my evil, crazy and nonsensical plan before punching a male in the ovaries.
Before considering this crazy and nonsensical plan, please make sure the male is not transgendered. If he is, then chances are, he has ovaries.
Now, the plan...
BACK TO THE FUTURE!
The plan starts off with you going back in time to New Year's Eve 1999. Then, you go to New York City and find Panucci's Pizza and kick a delivery boy's ass, preferably Phillip Fry's ass. Then, you deliver a pizza to a man named I.C. Wiener. But, nobody is at the apartment. So, you go in and freeze for 1000 years and come out on New Year's Eve 2999. Then, you go forward in time to that episode of Futurama where Fry hires some guy off the street to give him gills so he doesn't have to breathe. Now, this is the man you will obtain ovaries from.
Time to leave NYC
Now that you have obtained the ovaries from somebody, you go back in time again.
Back to the future, part II
So, you've gone back in time to 1999 for a general effect. Now, all you need to do is go forward in time to the current year.
Back to the future, part III
Once you have travelled back to the current time, the next thing to do is to hire a bum off the streets to give the male the ovaries.
ACTION!
Once the bum has finished his work, time to punch the guy in the ovaries.
The plan starts off with you going back in time to New Year's Eve 1999. Then, you go to New York City and find Panucci's Pizza and kick a delivery boy's ass, preferably Phillip Fry's ass. Then, you deliver a pizza to a man named I.C. Wiener. But, nobody is at the apartment. So, you go in and freeze for 1000 years and come out on New Year's Eve 2999. Then, you go forward in time to that episode of Futurama where Fry hires some guy off the street to give him gills so he doesn't have to breathe. Now, this is the man you will obtain ovaries from.
Now that you have obtained the ovaries from somebody, you go back in time again.
So, you've gone back in time to 1999 for a general effect. Now, all you need to do is go forward in time to the current year.
Once you have travelled back to the current time, the next thing to do is to hire a bum off the streets to give the male the ovaries.
Once the bum has finished his work, time to punch the guy in the ovaries.
