The reason Mr. Ducasse squishes people's heads with his evil brain power written on Monday, October 17, 2005 by Mysteries/Conspiracies Poster Submitted by: Huy Dang Why does Mr. Ducasse squish people's heads using his fingers (he is squeezing the image of someone's head using his fingers)? The conclusion: Mr. Ducasse squishes people's heads because, as a boy, he was called "duck-ass." This made him depressed at a young age. As he grew, he found that "squishing" people's heads gave him great joy that relieved his depression. So, that's why he squishes their heads.