Where the mail goes written on Friday, October 14, 2005 by Mysteries/Conspiracies Poster Submitted by: Keith Goshagar Where does the mail go? The conclusion: Mail is one of life's eternal mysteries. Hmm, this is what I assume happens. Step one, is, YOU, the person that sends the mail. Next, we have the mailbox, which is obviously a corrupt official that takes your mail and your bribe to send your mail to wherever you want. Next, we have the sorting machine that reads your mail and relays that info to the government. After all, it is said and done that they use their teleporters powered by lasers to get your mail to you.