Sarah Le can't "hear" her cellular phone written on Sunday, October 09, 2005 by Mysteries/Conspiracies Poster Submitted by: Sarah Le Why can't I hear my cell phone, even when the volume is on max? The conclusion: Sarah, I think you must learn more about your hippie nature. You cannot hear it because I assume you are deaf. Not regular deaf, but hippie deaf, meaning you can't hear things that are hippie-like... or not hippie-like, whichever is more insulting.