How Much A Woodchuck Could Chuck If It Could Throw Pineapples written on Monday, April 11, 2005 by Mysteries/Conspiracies Poster Submitted by: Jason Pawelko how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if if a woodchuch could throw pineapples? The conclusion: Your mystery is stupid and makes no sense to us. So, we turned to our former mystery solving person. He told us that you can solve your problem with this simple and nonsensical mathematical equation: P (2 X fish) = 7 X fish.