Many people wonder where Huy's HomeTurf!!!@Home mystery-solver Jesse "Kip" Sayese comes from. Kip's one of them. He likes to believe that as a baby, he was kidnapped by lemures, who cared for him until they got bored. Fortunately, a travelling band of ninjas took him in and trained him to be silent as the night and to live in shadow. Being afraid of the dark, this was difficult for Kip. He turned to solving life's mysteries as a source of amusement and illumination. Many years later, a Huy's HomeTurf!!!@Home archaeological team looking for a nonsensical person burial site discovered him and put him to work.
But... Kip is told he was born in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan on March 18, 1988 and led an innocuous life of pink t-shirts and tight jeans until attending MRCI, where he received an "education." Acting nonsensical prompted those around him to encourage a career with a nonsensical website. So, he followed that advice.
Kip still needs more evidence before believing this story, because he is one hell of a paranoid person.
